If you like to throw parties, you know the only thing people care about is the food, and more specifically, the desserts. Nobody goes to parties for camaraderie or to talk to people. They go for the food, so why not become a legend by regularly having the best cookies money can buy?
No, I’m not talking about cookies from Walmart, although those are probably better than ones you’d get at healthy stores like Whole Foods or Sprouts. Are Bear’s Dozen cookies good for you? Most definitely not, which is why they’ll be the talk of your party. No food that’s worth buying is good for you.
If you want to buy our cookies for your parties, buckle up. You will become uber popular and people might show up to your house uninvited in order to get more cookies.
Of course, you can also buy Bear’s Dozen cookies for parties you are attending and pass them off as your own, which will likely mean you will be invited to every party your friends throw. This is a good thing. Do not shy away from it. Your secret is safe with me.